Sarah Palin

Bristol Palin joins Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson, Dirty Dancing alum Jennifer Grey, ex-NBA star Rick Fox and Margaret Cho, for the 11th season of Dancing With the Stars.

Kirstie Alley will not be joining the show. Probably because she is too fat. Alley tweeted, “Lol… Just a rumor… Imagine that. NOT doing DWTS this season… Way too chicken!! Maybe next season if Im invited again!!!”

UPDATE: The names mentioned are rumored to be joining... Sorry! The official cast will be announced on August 30 during ABC’s Bachelor Pad. Whatever the hell that is.

Other names that have been mentioned include: David Hasselhoff, Brandy, Audrina Patridge, Kurt Warner, Michael Bolton and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

I always thought that guy (what's his name?) who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears would have the most famous sperm of this decade, but new fame whore Levi Johnston is slowly taking his crown.

You may remember Levi was the guy who became famous for losing his mess in Bristol Palin-- Sarah Palin's daughter -- during the 2008 Presidental Election. He has publicly ripped Sarah and has appeared on the Tyra Banks' Show. Now he is selling nuts! Yes, nuts! Check out his commercial below, and pray he ends up on a VH1 Reality TV show soon!

Losing must not be that bad, while poor slobs like me are praying that this Obama guy will actually change the country (doubtful), Sarah Palin is busy relaxing, showing off her short-shorts and shaved legs, while sipping fancy drinks and Diet Pepsi (Do you think she shaves everything?). Meanwhile I'm still slamming pints of Jim Beam and eating off the dollar menu at Burger King. She may have lost the election, but she is still better off than you. That means only one thing, we need to turn her into a sexual object for men, grunt at her and act a fool, it is all we have left.

How would you like to throw those legs over your shoulders while you bang her butthole? Yep I feel better now, well until the bill collectors start calling again. Good thing I'm already trashed! Praise Jim Beam, we should have voted him into office because he has done more for me than any politician has.

Maybe listening to Michael Jackson's Heal the World will make me feel better.  read more »

It's America damn it! Which means if you want to hang Republican vice-presidential nominees by a noose, it's your god given right! Just like abortion.

Reuters published some pictures of a Sarah Palin effigy, hanging by a noose in West Hollywood, as part of a Halloween display.

West Hollywood spokeswoman Helen Goss says "We have been getting some phone calls this morning complaining about it but if (the homeowner) isn't in violation of municipal code we have no reason to cite them. "People have First Amendment rights (to free speech)," Goss said. "I would speculate that if it's part of a Halloween display then its political satire."

Homeowner Chad Michael Morisette told local KCAL-TV "I know if we had done Barack Obama, people would have probably thrown things through our windows. The image of a hanged black man is a lot more intense than the image of a hanged white woman for our country, the history of our country."

See Pictures Here.

I guess the hot thing to do is spoof Sarah Palin, and Tina Fey is the best at it. Here is the video of her latest Palin -- Saturday Night Live skit, mocking the VP debate. It also stars Queen Latifah as the debate's moderator Gwen Ifill.

These Fey videos almost make you want to vote for Mccain/Palin because they are so damn funny. Who wants to be stuck with four years of bad Obama skits? SNL hasn't been this good in ages, it would be a shame to ruin it because we want to "save the country." Someone has to think about poor Lorne Michaels.

This is also the reason I choose not to vote, because I'm an idiot and really shouldn't be choosing our new leader. I don't care what Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere have to say about it, they can go to hell. Lets face it we are better off not letting some people vote and I'm proof. I'm doing you a favor.

Want more Sarah Palin videos? Watch the Palin Sex Tape and yes it's safe for work!

First of all if you came here thinking this is a real sex tape, you're stupid, and should do the country a favor by not voting this year. The video below is a spoof of GILF - Sarah Palin having sex. It is safe for work but it still may be weird if you are caught watching it by your co-workers. So watch at your own risk and do not e-mail me if you're fired from your job for goofing off.

Our Decision 2008 coverage is heating up! First the announcement of a NEW candidate, (Sid Haig For President) and now GILF Sarah Palin's ass. Below is a video of Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant, showing off her ass for the judges... To judge! Its a beauty pageant and 1984, so please excuse her boring Baywatch inspired suit.

Meanwhile Barack Obama has jumped to a 12 point lead in our election poll, can Palin's ass save McCain, or will the announcement of a new candidate and the current US economy crisis spell his doom?

Also who will 2 Snaps endorse as their official Presidential Candidate? Possibly the single most important endorsement of the 2008 election. All will be revealed in a few weeks, until then keep up to date with all the breaking news and important issues with our Decision 2008 coverage.

And now we give you Sarah Palin in a bikini...After the jump!  read more »

From the people who claim GILF -- Sarah Palin shot Bigfoot, Weekly World News also claims to have pictures of Bristol Palin's baby shower. You did catch that they claim Palin shot Bigfoot right?

What do you buy the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate's daughter for her bastard baby?

Bristol received:

The new Jonas Brothers album
Lipstick
Rifle ammunition
A special snowmobile-adapted baby seat

Gift bags for the baby shower guests included:

Sunless tanner
Voter registration cards
"Jesus is my Co-Pilot” bumper stickers

No word on who attended but I know Batboy did not, because he was busy attending a Vampire Weekend concert in Louisville, Kentucky.

I was a little bit confused when Lindsay Lohan kind of blogged in Sarah Palin's daughter's defense saying, " I much prefer to hear more about what [Palin] can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what."

I mean we all know that Republicans hate gays, so why would Lohan even care what their VP candidate had to say?

Anygay I guess Lohan got her wish after she read an Associated Press article that informed her that "Palin’s church promoted a conference devoted to the 'conversion of gays,'" and now Lohan is pissed. I guess she doesn't believe homosexuals can be cured?

Lohan said: “I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.“Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? … I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be.”

She also called Palin a "narrow-minded, media-obsessed homophobe," according to MTV.com

I guess Lohan has really been out of the loop. I mean she is just figuring out now, that people like Palin think it is a sin to be gay? She must have been in rehab when the memo came out.

In other LiLo news TMZ reports "Lohan was heading into The Bowery Hotel in NYC Sunday night when she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up. According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!"

Damn she is more pissed than I thought, nobody is safe!  read more »

2 Snaps is still trying to decide what candidate to endorse in the 2008 election, while we wait for Britney Spears and Gary Coleman to help us make our final decision, this is what we have learned so far:

Pamela Anderson Hates Sarah Palin
The Alien Endorses Obama
Chace Crawford Thinks Sarah Palin is Hot and that Heart Pissed at McCain & Palin. The Heart thing is enough to make me want to pick Obama, but we are really determined to weigh-out all the important issues.

Maybe Sarah Palin's reaction to being spoofed on Saturday Night Live will help; Is Palin a cold-hearted bitch with no sense of humor? I guess not because her rep said, "She thought it was quite funny. She also pointed out that Palin dressed up like Tina Fey for Halloween one year. That Palin is quite silly!

Fey appeared as the GILF along with Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton on SNL's opening skit this weekend. To my surprise I read that it was actually funny.