Scarlett Johansson

I have to admit Scarlett Johansson looks good as the Black Widow in Iron Man 2, in theaters May 7, 2010.

You can check out a bunch of set visits here. Iron Man 2 is directed by Jon Favreau and also stars Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, and Don Cheadle.  read more »

Remember what a controversy Lindsay Lohan caused with her rendition of Marilyn Monroe's The Last Sitting for New York Magazine? I have a feeling Scarlett Johansson's PG version of Monroe for Dolce & Gabanna is not going to have the same response. Come on ScarJo show a little cleavage. What a prude!  read more »

I don't know where and who cares!

Holy crap somebody hurry and give me $2,050.00 so we can make our own Scarlett Johansson clone.

ScarJo blew her nose on Jay Leno last night and they are auctioning off her snot rag over at Ebay. That shit is already over $2,000 with 4 days to go.

The economy can't be that bad off if someone has $2,000 to blow on a snot rag. And shit I tried to Ebay my autographed, crayon drawing of Stifler and I didn't get 1 bid. Maybe I should have had him blow his load in a napkin for me, or have Pas Vega give me her pap-smear!

Remember when someone tried to auction off pieces of Lindsay Lohan's car from one of her accidents? God I wuv the U.S.of A.!  read more »

E! Online reports that Scarlett Johansson is pissed at Cosmopolitan's U.K. for "wholly fabricating" and interview with her. Cosmo claimed ScarJo made statements like "Ryan has a very romantic side. We both enjoy remembering little things that make us happy," and "My head is screwed on pretty good. I live a very private and modest lifestyle and I have great friends—who are not actors—and a great family," but according to her rep she never told them these things.

So who really gave Cosmo these quotes? Scarlett Galabekian did. Let me explain!

Dlisted.com figured it all out, some guy named Serge has been e-mailing him about Scarlett Johansson being a clone, and we got the same message in our comments 4 months ago:

"I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original person is very nice(not d**n sexy),most important-CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning! H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way!"

The only difference between our comment and Dlisted's e-mail is that Serge revealed the name of the original ScarJo as Scarlett Galabekian. So my title is a little misleading; it was actually the original Scarlett that gave the quote, and the clone that is pissed.

I didn't know that Scarlett Johansson had an older sister, Vanessa Johansson. While her younger sister is busy banging Ryan Reynolds (I know not really an accomplishment) Vanessa is busy slumming it in films like, Sharks in Venice and direct-to-dvd films such as Day of the Dead.

Sharks in Venice is about "David, a famous archaeologist and diver who finds killer sharks in Venice." You can watch the trailer here. Unfortunately the DVD will not be available until January 27th, so we all have a long wait to see it.

Until then you could watch Manny & Lo which stars the rest of the family, Scarlett and Hunter Johansson.

Full Synopsis:

Traveling to Venice to investigate the mysterious death of his father, David, a famous archaeologist and diver, unearths a killer secret that lies beneath the Venetian waters. When a ruthless mob boss discovers his findings and kidnaps his girlfriend, David must brave the dangerous, shark-infested waters once again to recover the treasure and rescue his girlfriend. A dark and mysterious chase ensues and secrets are revealed in this sci-fi thriller.  read more »

I love that celebrities work so hard to become famous then work so hard to be human, by messing up their lives getting pregnant and married...then divorced. Why bother.? The last fool to get hitched is the young and sexy Scarlett Johansson.

US magazine confirmed Friday that Johansson, 23, married the equally as sexy Ryan Reynolds, 31.

"The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson."

Yes I also noticed that they published their article of Friday saying that they were already married, but the wedding didn't take place until Saturday.

The couple have been dating since Spring 2007 and announced their engagement on May 5. Hopefully Reynolds doesn't mess up Johansson by knocking her up, I'm still pissed at him and Jessica Biel for ruining the Blade franchise.

What a weird way for Woody Allen to promote his new film Vicky Cristina Barcelona, even the LA Times' Elizabeth Snead noticed asking: "Is the movie gonna tank so bad that they've gotta make Scarlett work harder than she already has to get more bums in the seats?"

Seriously they better be careful offering a "threesome" with Johansson. When I worked at the porn shop I used to see the type of men that bought those fake "swinger classifieds," very scary trust me. Us normal people obviously understand, that you are not going to get a chance to bang Johansson, but that doesn't mean the rest of the country understands that. They should be a little more clear on what you really win, or make sure Johansson shows up to her "threesome" with an army of bodyguards.

Well we are talking about Woody Allen here, we all know his sexual track record, so you never know...Maybe you really do get to bang her.

I think Vicky Cristina Barcelona is in theaters now, it follows "two girlfriends on a summer holiday in Spain who become enamored with the same painter, unaware that his ex-wife, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture."

Damn, the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona features a lot of kissing, but unfortunately the lamest kiss is between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (Watch Video After the Jump) Why does it need to be all artsy and in red?

Well don't worry because Page Six reported way back in February:

"Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona.' A source tells us: 'It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.' The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband."  read more »

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala.

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