Selena Gomez

I just bought the new Miley Cyrus's CD and it is not so great! I'm kind of disappointed that I wasted $9.99 when I should've just downloaded "Can't Be Tamed" for .99. Below is a blurry TV spot for Selena Gomez's new album A Year Without Rain. I'm not going to make the same mistake with Gomez. If she doesn't release at least two decent singles I'm not wasting my money again. If she releases three I will buy the Deluxe Edition.

Why doesn't Miranda Cosgrove release a CD, or even better Jennette McCurdy? iSam's Greatest Hits! Don't forget iSam's Mom guest starring Glee's Jane Lynch premieres on September 11, 2010. Okay I'm going to stop typing before my FBI folder gets any thicker.

A Year Without Rain

1. Round & Round
2. A Year Without Rain
3. Rock God
4. Off The Chain
5. Summer’s Not Hot
6. Intuition
7. Spotlight
8. Ghost Of You
9. Sick Of You
10. Live Like There’s No Tomorrow  read more »

It's officially legal for grown men to say "Selena Gomez is hot. I would bang her."

Gomez appeared on George Lopez's show, but without her voice. She did the interview with a box that answered questions with a robot voice. Do you think she faked losing her voice so she didn't have to perform live? Or was it just a smart ploy to promote Dynavox?

The world may never know!

You can catch Gomez in Ramona and Beezus in theaters on July 23, 2010. Based on Beverly Cleary's popular children's book series.  read more »

Selena Gomez turns 18 on July 22. That's not too far off. We have to wait until November for Miley Cyrus -- who is more likely to deliver a nip slip or decent, legal, up skirt. It could possibly be the nip slip that breaks the interwebs!

Anywhoo Gomez is busy shooting Monte Carlo with Leighton Meester and Katie Cassidy.

The movie follows three young women vacationing in Paris who find themselves whisked away to Monte Carlo after one of the girls is mistaken for a British heiress. Good thing they are not mistaken for Peaches Geldof, instead of Monte Carlo, they would've been whisked away to the methadone clinic.

It is also good to see that Cassidy is still finding work after that Melrose Place mess. I still say they should have never fired Ashlee Simpson.  read more »

Since New Moon made it OK to exploit teens here is Miley Cyrus' arch-nemesis Selena Gomez at the UNICEF Ball. Gomez became the youngest UNICEF Ambassador when she took on the role earlier this year.

The Barney & Friends star just released her first album “Kiss & Tell” and she is also set to play Beatrice Quimby in the upcoming film Ramona and Beezus.

Barney & Friends star Selena Gomez is the newest teen star who will be making that dangerous transition from child to adult in 8 months. Feel old?

Historically child actors do not do well making the jump from kid roles to "adult" roles, symptoms include alcoholism, drug addiction, bad career discussions, jail time and random fits of public nudity. The only advantage Gomez has is that the world has their eyes on her competition, Miley Cyrus, who turns 18 sometime in November 2010.

Will Gomez stay on the cute and innocence route or will she decide to jump feet first into adulthood like Harry Potter star Emma Watson did on her 18th birthday? Only time will tell and we will be watching!  read more »

Since Selena Gomez in a bikini is one of our most popular "articles" (yeah scary world we live in), let me introduce you to the possible new Gomez/Cyrus -- Emma Roberts. At least Emma is 18, plus she is the niece of Julia Roberts.

Roberts has a few teen/romantic/comedies slated for 2010 including; Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Twelve and Valentine's Day -- although Twelve may not be a comedy. I'm not looking it up to make sure!

So for our number 1 customers here at 2snaps, I give you Emma Roberts in a bikini. Those Gomez pictures have to be getting kind of boring by now!  read more »

Selena Gomez was spotted surrounded by creepy asian women in surgical masks. What do these asian women want with Gomez? Is this some kind of communist plot to steal all our child-stars? Maybe they are going to kidnap her and suck all the baby fat out of her face, so they can sell it on the black market. I have heard that baby fat from teenage, American girl's, faces nets a lot of cash in China. They make aging cream out of it... that and aborted fetuses.

Just kidding, Selena Gomez and her mom Mandy were spotted at the Full Moon Nail Spa in Los Angeles getting manicures. For poor people who have never or never will see the inside of a spa, this is what they look like. Kind of creepy right?

This could also be some publicity stunt for Selena's new direct-to-DVD movie Another Cinderella Story. Because nothing moves DVDs like old asian women scrubbing corns off rich people's feet.

Order you copy of Another Cinderella Story here, and help Gomez and her mother get many more manicures.

OMG! Did you hear Selena Gomez like totally kissed Nick Jonas! She was like: "While we were slow dancing, my crush and I had our first kiss," and when she told him, "I don't kiss on the first date," he said "Well, I never really play by the rules." He is such a rebel. OMG!

I wonder if at 16 she knows the rule: If you kiss Nick Jonas you are basically kissing Miley Cyrus' vagina! Speaking of Cyrus she better get naked soon because everyone is losing interest in her...Well the thousands of pervs who are Googling "Miley Cyrus Naked" are starting to lose interest in her that is. I guess the tween crowd still likes her since her albums are selling well.

Gomez dropped her kissing bomb to Twist magazine. You may remember Gomez from Barney & Friends, but I seriously hope not. The Internet is dragging this country right down the shitter! Watch video below to refresh your memory.

I hit an all new low. I woke up hung-over, under my desk with a X-Men comic stuck to my head. One of my 6 crack babies was passed out at my feet, next to the jug of whiskey I drank last night. For about 30-seconds, I looked at my life and thought about turning over a new leaf, but that seemed like too much effort. The leaf, my leaf would be just too heavy to lift. So I figured if this is rock bottom, lets chisel a little further down and oggle some more 16-year-old Disney stars.

I also figured since Egotastic.com published these pictures first, that makes them in the wrong not me. I'm just pointing out how screwed up the world has become because of the Internet.

So here is the anti-Miley-Cyrus -- Selena Gomez in a bikini. There is nothing racy, wrong or even pervy about these pictures... Well until people like me get ahold of them that is.

You may remember Gomez from Barney & Friends, before she was scooped up by the evil Disney machine. Gomez has appeared on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Hannah Montana before landing her own leading role on Wizards of Waverly Place. She was also part of the Miley Cyrus/Nick Jonas You Tube fight.

Remember you clicked a link that reads Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures so don't get mad at me! More pictures after the jump.  read more »