sex tapes

Sadly Kim Kardassian's sex tape was the last decent celebrity sex tape that was ever leaked, and to be honest, it wasn't really that great in the first place. Actually her Carl's Jr salad commercial is more spank worthy. Check it out below.

And while I'm on the subject of sex tapes; I would like to take the opportunity to say that we have really hit an all-time low in the celebrity sex tape category. This is a plea to all so-called celebrity "friends" and help (maids, roadies, chefs) to get their shit together and steal us some more celeb sexy tapes already! We are in a real drought here! That boring Tila Tequila blowjob preview just isn't cutting it! There has to be a Tiger Woods' sex tape out there somewhere and I'm demanding it now!

Thank you!

Vivid Entertainment got a hold of a series of tapes of Carrie Prejean flicking her bean and wants her permission to release them. The star of their latest sex tape Shauna Sand sent Prejean a letter encouraging her to take control of her life and release the tapes. I totally agree with Sand, but unfortunately Prejean turned her and Vivid down threatening to sue if they continue to bother her.

"I went to the meeting full of rage. During the meeting, however, I realized that I could actually take control of the situation. Instead of spending thousands of dollars in legal fees for a lawsuit that could take months or even years to be resolved, I could actually turn things around.
I told Steven that I wanted to eliminate any compensation to the third party since it was my movie that I not only starred in, but also directed and added the music to. I also told him that I wanted to be involved in the marketing of the movie as I really cared about it.

I’m really glad I made that decision. I’m proud of my body and of the passion that I felt during the making of the movie which became “Shauna Sand Exposed.”

Why don’t you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver’s seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I’d be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it."

-- Shauna Sand

Everyone has one so why not Jon Gosselin, although I have to admit a Kate Gosselin sex tape would be more exciting.

Rumor has it that Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has seen a sex tape starring Jon and some woman who was paid to have sex with him.

Former Gosselin nanny Stephanie Santoro said that Thomas told her about the sex tape, "Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he's seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him. He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!"  read more »

While the world ignores Shauna Sand's sex tape (On sale now!) the National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Lopez is fighting to keep her own "sexy tape" out of the public's hands... But unfortunately it doesn't sound that sexy or scandalous at all (e.g. No hardcore penetration). The Enquirer watched the "11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn't want anyone to see" and this is what they found.

"The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties - and showing off her famous butt. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties."

Megan Fox told MTV.com she doesn't plan of releasing a sex tape anytime soon...

"Ugh, never!" said the actress. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

On getting naked for a film she replied:

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she said. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

Fox's newest film Jennifer's Body will be in theaters September 18, 2009.

Watch the Jennifer's Body Trailer

Synopsis:

Demon possession, devilish cheerleaders, and Satanic rock stars are all on the chopping block with this horror comedy from the production team behind Juno. Screenwriter Diablo Cody provides the script, with producing duties handled by Jason Reitman and Dan Dubiecki. The story centers on an impish high-school student (Amanda Seyfried) who has to protect her town against her best friend, Jennifer (Megan Fox), who after being bedeviled by an evil rock band, develops a taste for human flesh.

This is starting to get suspicious! First Vanessa Hudgens releases nude photos to help promote her new movie Bandslam, Ashley Greene becomes a household name after her own naked picture leak... And now a "sex tape" starring Eric Dane -- the NOT Patrick Dempsey guy on Grey's Anatomy -- his washed up wife Rebecca Gayheart, and an ex-beauty queen, turned Playboy model, now "Hollywood madame" ( Kari-Ann Peniche) has been "leaked" online!?!

After all these "leaks," all the "celebrities" involved hired lawyers to accomplish the impossible task of getting the images removed from the internet. . I'm starting to see a pattern of bullshit developing here. Sex tapes and nude pics are the new official way to get off the D-list, Kathy Griffin should give it a try.

In the video Gayheart -- who is most famous for being the “The Noxzema Girl” -- seems high while she prances around naked with Peniche and her husband. There is a hot tub scene and a shot of Dane's Pee Pee, but the website who released the footage, Gawker, censored his Kibbles 'n Bits with the promise of an "uncensored" version to be released today on the website Fleshbot (site NSFW).

There is no actual sex, and to be honest it is pretty boring and grainy. You should save yourself some fast-forwarding time and check out the uncensored screen caps here... Dane's peen pictures coming soon...  read more »

It was just a matter of time but the real question is what took so long? If a Lindsay Lohan sex tape is the Holy Grail of sex tapes than a Britney Spears' sex tape would be like drinking right from God's toilet bowl. Brit's ex-boyfriend, the sleazy Adnan Ghalib claims he has a tape of him the pop star doing the nasty. Spears dated the paparazzi during the end of her breakdown, before Daddy Spears stepped in to save the day.

Ghalib told Heat magazine that he would sell the tape for the right price and an "unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico" via the The UK Sun

Hopefully Vivid who brought us the Jessica Sierra and Jimi Hendrix sex tapes has some money put away and can make a decent bid on the tape.

Is it possible that Britney Spears could be the one that saves the US economy? Because this is going to be a real money maker for all involved.

The promise of any Baywatch sex tape sounds very exciting, except one that stars -- Jeremy Jackson.

Who? David Hasselhoff's son...Hobie. Remember?

Anywhoo, TMZ has learned that Hobie's career did not end with Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding in 2003, he also starred in a never released sex tape with Vivid porn star Sky Lopez.

Hobie told TMZ, (You ready for this shit?)

"Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn't turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.

"They said, 'Sky wanted it back and didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.' So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and 'make my life hell' as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck."

Why has the tape never been released? Because no one wants to buy it, not even Vivid who released the dreaded Jimi Hendrix sex tape.

We are four days into June and half way through 2008, and I can't say I am too happy with the state of celebrity scandal, nip slips or sex tapes, my job at 2Snaps may be in trouble if something big doesn't happen soon.

Besides the numerous Miley Cyrus scandals and maybe a few interesting tidbits from the Lohan lesbian debacle, the sexy side of celebrity gossip has been quite a snooze fest this year (Unless of course you like pregnant chicks in bikinis).

So to save my ass I decided to offer you the best I could find in one fell swoop, those little celeb nudes and scandals that do not deserve their own article. Welcome to Kevin Touch's This Week in Celebrity Scandal, Nip Slip and Sex Tapes...  read more »

DO NOT roll your eyes, I know most of you have already heard about the Jessica Sierra sex tape coming out!  read more »