Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila has lost her mind... Following her fake marriage -- that ended with the death of her "fiance" Casey Johnson -- Tequila announced that she had been knocked up by The Game. The Game denied this. Tequila promised to eventually reveal the real father, but ended up "denting" her head before making the announcement.

This was followed by promises of suicide, an announcement that she plans on adopting, and "SUPER DUPER SEXY MILF PHOTOSHOOT VIDEOs" -- her words not mine!

Phew

Now Tila's Rotspot claims to have E-mails from Tila corresponding with a fake magazine editor, who was pretending to care about her unborn child. This was Tila's response:

"So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don't announce to the media that I lost my baby. It's something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE."  read more »

According to celebrity Twitter blog TweetSoup, Tila Tequila has recently updated her Twitter page stating that she is possibly in the process of miscarrying the fetus she claims to be carrying in her misfit womb.

Tequila's recent updates include references to severe pain in her "belly" and symptoms which she claims her hospital instructed her were indicative of a miscarriage. Tequila repeatedly updated her Twitter page describing her pain and emotional distress, expressing concern in one tweet that she should call the ambulance (but apparently failing to do so). She also makes references to her intention to commit suicide in the event that she is actually having a miscarriage.

Mixed into the situation is the incident from two days ago in which Tequila is seen falling backwards from a hotel room chair during a strip tease mishap. Following the fall  read more »

I would feel bad for Tila Tequila if she had really lost someone close to her, but in reality all she lost was her publicity stunt and meal ticket when Casey Johnson died.

Johnson's longtime girlfriend Courtenay Semel told People, "The thing I find the most sickening is that the media is giving [her] the one thing she craves: attention. Tila, you knew her for a week!"

Here is Tila doing what she does best, appearing braless, while being interviewed by police!

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In a possible publicity stunt, Tila Tequila has announced that she is dating Kim Kardashian's sex tape co-star rapper Ray J:

From her Blog:

My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you????? And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey:

Below is a safe for work (there is a "wardrobe malfunction" but it is censored) video of Tequila performing a striptease for her hubby(?).

It took a person breaking into Tila Tequila's home, hijacking her Twitter account and telling people she was dead to make her finally news worthy. Can you imagine coming home to realize someone was sitting on your computer impersonating you? It reminds me of that movie with the babysitter where to guy is calling her from inside the house, or that urban legend where the thieves took pictures of themselves shoving the victims toothbrush up their asses.

At 2:39 a.m., Tequila's Twitter announced, “Tila Tequila is dead," and a second update read "I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Radaronline reported that around 4 a.m. the real Tila cleared things up:

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that,” she wrote. “Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

“Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me,” she continued. “Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”

Her last post read, “Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. This is f----- up. I’m sad and shocked and bye…Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite."

Well at least things are all cleared up and she can go back to being irrelevant again.

...acting slutty!

Tila Tequila will lick vagina for money, and someday I'm sure she will be doing the same thing for pennies. That is once people are bored of her and her career ends. As you may know Tila is dating the daughter of Yahoo founder, and Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian experience, what's-her-name.

I think her name is Court-Ta-Naye or something. Well anyway here is Tila sporting her Pocahontus look wile dancing with butterface. I guess you don't really see their face when your head is buried in their lap. So who cares what her mug looks like. For all that money I would eat her butthole.

TMZ reports that Tila Tequila's current beaver bumping pal, Courtenay Semel was arrested for, "smacking a security guard in the back of the head on her way out of the Pure nightclub."

Caesars Palace security detained Semel until police arrived, four hours later, to write her a citation for battery.

Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, and is currently dating reality TV "star" and skank Tila Tequila. Terry Semel should get a citation for naming his daughter "Courtenay."

There is a lot of Lindsay Lohan lesbian news today. First if you head over to Dlisted.com you can read about Lohan's -- Sam Ronoson/Courtenay Semel lesbian love triangle. Looks like Lohan was a bit confused about her gay-sexual feelings and what snatch to lap-up. Turns out that while Lohan was in Promises rehab she was "sending ‘I love you’ notes to Samantha and signing them ‘Lindsay Ronson’ but telling Courtenay she loved her too," or so claims a friend of Semel.

The triangle caused Semel so much distress she is now dating the skank, Tila Tequila. Poor Courtenay, not only is her name spelled stupid, she is also stuck bumping beavers with Tequila's puss incrusted hole.

Next Hollywoodtuna.com published these pictures of Lohan "dyking it up with the girls this weekend in Capri." Take notice of the second one. Every straight man knows you never shave your face then eat pussy, because it causes you to breakout. Looks like Lindsay is suffering from the same skin disorder, and the coverup is not covering it up. Also is that her hanging out with Hayden Panetierre? Hayden better get out of their before she catches something! I'm very disappointed in you Hayden. I thought you knew better.  read more »

I noticed there were a lot of butt shots floating around the Blogsphere today. Maybe everyone heard about the Miley Cyrus' butt picture being released so they wanted to get in on the action. Or maybe I am just trying to milk everything I can out of this Cyrus thing so I can feed my six crack babies this week. Who knows!

Anyway first we have Cindy Crawford pulling a Jessica Alba butt pose. She is on vacation with her husband and George Clooney, go figure. Second we have that famous slut Tila Tequila sporting a red dress and sticking out her ass. Why Tila is so popular is beyond me but she is so deal with it! Last but not least is Spanish actress Paz Vega in a thong. Her picture is kind of creepy because she is at the beach with her son. I, however, chose to ignore that fact and go with it anyway.

I hope you enjoy all the pictures brought to you by Kevin Touch, the alcoholic, pervert with six crack babies to feed.

You may know Paz Vega from such films as: Sex and Lucia, Talk to Her (Directed by Pedro Almodóvar), Fade to Black and the upcoming The Spirit directed by Frank Miller.  read more »