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Powder Blue sounds like the direct to DVD sequel of Crash, but it has something Crash doesn't -- Jessica Biel naked. Biel confirmed her nude scenes in 2008 in an interview where she said she ditched her body double policy for the film.

But how naked does she get? After reading this review from TLA Video it sounds like this may be the movie to look forward to in 2009.

"Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn't some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel's actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin' out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack."  read more »

News of the World were the first cruel people to unleash topless Amy Winehouse pictures on the world, and I have to say Wino actually looks good. Not good like you want to see her naked good, but she looks healthy and seems to have gained some weight. Maybe her Caribbean holiday in St Lucia is doing her well? I guess they don't have crack there.

Keep up-to-date with all you celebrity nudes including Winehouse at Shesocrazy.com

Somebody bought Scarlett Johannson’s Snot Rag!

You may remember we previously reported that Scarlett Johannson was selling her snot rag on Ebay. Well OK! magazine reports that someone actually bought that shit for $5,300.

Times may be tough all over this holiday season, but that didn’t stop an anonymous bidder from digging deep into their pockets to place the winning bid of $5,300 on Scarlett Johansson’s used tissue!

Last week, a sniffly and sneezy ScarJo appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. the actress explained to Jay that she had likely caught the bad cold from her Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson. She told Leno that for this reason, her cold had some “value,” and after the host offered her a tissue for a bit of nose-blowing, it was decided that the snotty bit of flimsy paper should be auctioned off on eBay, with all proceeds from the auction to benefit USA Harvest."  read more »

Before those of you who get angry at me because my titles say "Miley Cyrus Topless" then are disappointed I didn't actually supply you with topless pictures of a naked 15-year-old, I made the title of this post as clear as I could! Pictures have surfaced on the Internet that claim to be Angelina Jolie topless. The problem is they are small, blurry and kind of like those Bigfoot pictures you always see. Well they're not that bad but whoever took them sure dropped the ball.

What they really look like are those pictures you see from Mardi Gras. Some dumb slut flashing her boobs from a balcony for some shitty plastic beads. I doubt Jolie was trying to earn any beads and have no idea if the picture is actually her, or if it is why she decided to change her shirt outside.

You can see Angelina Jolie this summer in Wanted a movie based off the comic book with the same name. Jolie plays the hot assassin - Fox.  read more »

I take one weekend off and Miley Cyrus decides to go topless? You got to be kidding me? She couldn't wait until Monday? The best part is, that it was Vanity Fair who decided to cash in on the tween star's flesh, so now the Internet doesn't look as sleazy.

Cyrus apologized to her fans in a statement to People: "My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."  read more »

Still no money shots though!

Christina Ricci is the perfect person to play Trixie in the new Speed Racer movie because she already looks like a living cartoon, Trixie is the monkey right?  read more »