Trailers

I had planned not to drink tonight and watch American Idol before going to bed, so I could publish The Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer early Friday morning -- the day I thought it was being released. But luckily for me it made its debut online today, sparing me the torture of watching (or doing anything) AI sober.

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner return for the third Twilight flick in theaters June 30, 2010. Directed by David Slade,
Synopsis

Bella Swan is reunited with the love of her life (and vampire), Edward Cullen. Her life is back to the way it was before the Cullens’ left, except for one major thing. Before Edward left, Bella had not considered Jacob Black her best friend, and she is in vain trying to make Edward and Jacob to make peace and be friends. She is torn between the love she feels for Edward, and the strong friendship between her and Jacob. Can she make them see sense, and can they be good too each other to keep from hurting Bella? And there’s new dangers lurking around in the corners, Seattle is stalked by massmurders beyond humanity. Who’s behond this, and what connection does it have with Bella?  read more »

Here is the second Iron Man 2 trailer featuring Don Cheadle in the War Machine armor. In theaters May 7, 2010, Iron Man 2 takes place only six months after Tony Stark revealed his secret identity at the end of the first movie.

Like every other superhero sequel, Iron Man 2 is packed with new villains and characters including; Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, and Sam Rockwell is Justin Hammer, a multi-billionaire businessman and a rival of industrialist Stark.

Also according to IMDB, Olivia Munn is playing Melina Vostokoff aka Iron Maiden and Samuel L. Jackson makes an appearance as Nick Fury in the trailer.  read more »

In attempt to become an even bigger joke, Lindsay Lohan recently traveled to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, and below we have the first clip of her masterpiece. The film title, Lindsay Lohan In India, reminds me of Ernest Goes to Africa, which is probably a better movie.

Lohan talked to women and children who have been victims of sex trafficking. In the clip she asks one person; "Didn't you hear that children were abused, and some girls, maybe if they were attractive, were raped and prostituted," while wearing a head covering.

Check out this kick ass clip for the new superhero movie Kick-Ass. Chloe Moretz plays the cute killer loli "Hit-Girl" in theaters April 16, 2010. This is one underage chick Pedobear better not screw with!

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming. However, one day he makes the simple decision to become a super-hero even though he has no powers or training.

Directed by Matthew Vaughn and starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage.

The Sex and the City movie was the perfect ending to the TV show, but it made a lot of money, and Hollywood couldn't leave it alone. Hopefully on May 28, 2010 they don't ruin something great with a bad and unnecessary sequel. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are back in Sex and the City 2. Check out the trailer after the jump.  read more »

Horror fans are already used to Hollywood raping their favorite childhood movies, so the rest of the world should start getting used to it too. On June 11, 2010 Will Smith's son, Jaden and Jackie Chan are going to rape Mr. Miyagi's corpse (I think he is dead) and Ralph Macchio's legacy with a remake of the classic Karate Kid.

Here is the scoop on the new plot via IMDB.com.

While the new film will be set in Beijing, China, it will borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor.

Jaden Smith's character moves to Beijing with his mother, where he encounters a bully situation similar to Ralph Macchio's in his new locale. Smith's character will be named Dre instead of Daniel, and take lessons from Chinese martial arts master Mr. Han, played by Jackie Chan.

Whereas Daniel Larusso and his mother only faced a regional move across the United States in the the first film, the producers say the script will integrate language barriers and an international collision of world views into the bully-victim-turned-martial-artist tale.

Iron Man 2 is in theaters on May 7, 2010. It is directed by Jon Favreau and stars Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko / Whiplash and Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer.

Iron Man 2 takes place only six months after Tony Stark revealed his identity as Iron Man at the end of the first movie. In the sequel, Mickey Rourke plays Whiplash while Sam Rockwell is Justin Hammer, a multi-billionaire businessman and a rival of industrialist Stark. Iron Man 2 will also give more focus to War Machine, the alter ego of Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes (Don Cheadle).  read more »

Walt Disney Studios, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Jon Turteltaub, the creators of the National Treasure franchise, present The Sorcerer's Apprentice -- an innovative and epic romantic comedy adventure about a sorcerer and his hapless apprentice who are swept into the center of an ancient conflict between good and evil.

Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina). Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel), a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Director: Rob Marshall
Release: December 18, 2009

Nine is a vibrant and provocative musical that follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). The film is directed by Rob Marshall (CHICAGO). The original 1982 Broadway production of Nine, with music and lyrics by Maury Yeston, won five Tony Awards including Best Musical.

This trailer brings me back to 1994 with its heavy metal sound track! I'm sold, but it doesn't take much.

In Clash of the Titans, the ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods. But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is helpless to save his family from Hades (Ralph Fiennes), vengeful god of the underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus (Liam Neeson) and unleash hell on earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.

In theaters March 26, 2010!