Trailers

The first Sex and the City movie was surprisingly good, so Hollywood had to ruin it with a Sex and the City 2. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda change things up by taking an extended trip to Abu Dhabi (the place Garfield always tries to ship Odie and Nermal to) . Directed by Michael Patrick King and starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis.

Release date May 27, 2010. Check out the theatrical trailer below!  read more »

Hustler has decided to follow up their very popular This Ain’t Star Trek XXX with a sequel! Here is the trailer and the scoop!

Is it true that once you go Borg you never go back? Perhaps, but in Hustler Video’s latest adult parody, This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2—The Butterfly Effect, the crew of the Starship Enterprise don’t taste Borg, they taste the sweet, seductive, and paralyzing powers of the man-hungry aliens from the planet, Butterfly 8.

Directed by Axel Braun and featuring some of the hottest and nastiest honies in the business, Kagney Linn Karter, Madison Scott, Jennifer Dark, Jada Fire, and starring Kimberly Kane as the Butterfly Queen, all prove that alien intelligence is definitely worth believing in.

In the parody This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2—The Butterfly Effect, Sulu finally gets his piece of the action, when he engages in his very first sex scene with alien girl, Jennifer Dark, and his Enterprise mate, Chekov. This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX -The Butterfly Effect—in stores now on DVD and Blu-ray!  read more »

Release date June 4, 2010

Clive and Elsa are superstars of the genetic engineering world. They specialize in splicing together DNA from different animals to create fantastical new hybrids. The charismatic couple wants to use human DNA in a new hybrid – something that could yield astronomical medical benefits. The pharmaceutical company that funds their research, however, is more interested in exploiting their earlier triumphs for easier, short-term profit. Clive and Elsa secretly conduct their own experiment. The result is Dren: an amazing creature who exhibits an array of unexpected developments, both physical and intellectual. Dren exceeds their wildest dreams... and, ultimately, their most terrifying nightmare.

I had planned not to drink tonight and watch American Idol before going to bed, so I could publish The Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer early Friday morning -- the day I thought it was being released. But luckily for me it made its debut online today, sparing me the torture of watching (or doing anything) AI sober.

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner return for the third Twilight flick in theaters June 30, 2010. Directed by David Slade,
Synopsis

Bella Swan is reunited with the love of her life (and vampire), Edward Cullen. Her life is back to the way it was before the Cullens’ left, except for one major thing. Before Edward left, Bella had not considered Jacob Black her best friend, and she is in vain trying to make Edward and Jacob to make peace and be friends. She is torn between the love she feels for Edward, and the strong friendship between her and Jacob. Can she make them see sense, and can they be good too each other to keep from hurting Bella? And there’s new dangers lurking around in the corners, Seattle is stalked by massmurders beyond humanity. Who’s behond this, and what connection does it have with Bella?  read more »

Here is the second Iron Man 2 trailer featuring Don Cheadle in the War Machine armor. In theaters May 7, 2010, Iron Man 2 takes place only six months after Tony Stark revealed his secret identity at the end of the first movie.

Like every other superhero sequel, Iron Man 2 is packed with new villains and characters including; Mickey Rourke as Whiplash, Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow, and Sam Rockwell is Justin Hammer, a multi-billionaire businessman and a rival of industrialist Stark.

Also according to IMDB, Olivia Munn is playing Melina Vostokoff aka Iron Maiden and Samuel L. Jackson makes an appearance as Nick Fury in the trailer.  read more »

In attempt to become an even bigger joke, Lindsay Lohan recently traveled to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, and below we have the first clip of her masterpiece. The film title, Lindsay Lohan In India, reminds me of Ernest Goes to Africa, which is probably a better movie.

Lohan talked to women and children who have been victims of sex trafficking. In the clip she asks one person; "Didn't you hear that children were abused, and some girls, maybe if they were attractive, were raped and prostituted," while wearing a head covering.

Check out this kick ass clip for the new superhero movie Kick-Ass. Chloe Moretz plays the cute killer loli "Hit-Girl" in theaters April 16, 2010. This is one underage chick Pedobear better not screw with!

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming. However, one day he makes the simple decision to become a super-hero even though he has no powers or training.

Directed by Matthew Vaughn and starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage.

The Sex and the City movie was the perfect ending to the TV show, but it made a lot of money, and Hollywood couldn't leave it alone. Hopefully on May 28, 2010 they don't ruin something great with a bad and unnecessary sequel. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are back in Sex and the City 2. Check out the trailer after the jump.  read more »

Horror fans are already used to Hollywood raping their favorite childhood movies, so the rest of the world should start getting used to it too. On June 11, 2010 Will Smith's son, Jaden and Jackie Chan are going to rape Mr. Miyagi's corpse (I think he is dead) and Ralph Macchio's legacy with a remake of the classic Karate Kid.

Here is the scoop on the new plot via IMDB.com.

While the new film will be set in Beijing, China, it will borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor.

Jaden Smith's character moves to Beijing with his mother, where he encounters a bully situation similar to Ralph Macchio's in his new locale. Smith's character will be named Dre instead of Daniel, and take lessons from Chinese martial arts master Mr. Han, played by Jackie Chan.

Whereas Daniel Larusso and his mother only faced a regional move across the United States in the the first film, the producers say the script will integrate language barriers and an international collision of world views into the bully-victim-turned-martial-artist tale.

Iron Man 2 is in theaters on May 7, 2010. It is directed by Jon Favreau and stars Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark / Iron Man, Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko / Whiplash and Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer.

Iron Man 2 takes place only six months after Tony Stark revealed his identity as Iron Man at the end of the first movie. In the sequel, Mickey Rourke plays Whiplash while Sam Rockwell is Justin Hammer, a multi-billionaire businessman and a rival of industrialist Stark. Iron Man 2 will also give more focus to War Machine, the alter ego of Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes (Don Cheadle).  read more »