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New Megan Fox GQ Underwear Pictures

Transformers 2 star Megan Fox is less known for her movie roles and more known for looking good in her underwear. Her panty pictures are so popular that Maxim magazine recycled one of her old photo spreads for their October 2008 issue. Not to be outdone, the latest GQ magazine features some Fox panty pics. I know she appeared in GQ before, but I think these are new.

In her interview (yeah there is an interview with the pictures) Fox curses Disney, talks about a lesbian affair she had with a Russia stripper and says she is hot for Olivia Wilde.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

None of this is really surprising from someone who claimed they had "the libido of a 15-year-old-boy" once.

If you need more Megan Fox you can see her in the upcoming films:

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Directed by Michael Bay - June 26 2009
Jennifer's Body - Directed by Karyn Kusama and Written by Diablo Cody (Juno)
Whore - Directed by Thomas Dekker

More pictures after the jump.  read more »

Michael Jackson’s Underwear Auction

$1 million dollars for a pair of used Michael Jackson underwear!?! Get out of here, I want to meet the freak who buys them.

Hollywoodrag.com says :"A pair of white Calvin Klein briefs, with a 28-inch waist, will be put up for sale on website eBay with a reserve price of $1 million."

I need a little more of a description before I would be consider paying $1 million for Wacko's panties. Like what kind of stains are on them? All three; pee, poop and sperm? Because I know I can get a whole bunch of used panties online for that price. If I'm spending that much I want the entire buffet of possible splooges.

The briefs "were part of the evidence confiscated from the singer's home in 2003 by Tom Sneddon."

Other items for auction are: "a handwritten note to ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley explaining why he wants an annulment, as well as a used tube of skin-bleaching cream."

Is that last one a joke? You never know with Jackson. Where are the damn Elephant Man bones?

Sarah Palin Needs Better Merchandising: More Thongs

I was cruising through all the Sarah Palin merchandise, looking for some Palin panties I could where on those lonely nights, but even with all the merchandise she has; wall clocks, buttons, coffee mugs, I found only 1 pair of thongs! Come on if you want to get the female vote you need to have more fun stuff like panties, thongs and sexy t-shirts.

Palin has that sexy, dirty, secretary look, I would bang her dirty in the Oval office if I had the chance, but I will never get that chance if she doesn't win the election.

Palin panties could help millions of women convince their husbands and boyfriends to subliminally vote for John McCain (You know for those divided households). On the night before the election, every republican woman in the country could have sex with their democratic husbands in a pair of Palin Panites (see it has such a nice ring I can't stop typing it), the last image the men would have in their heads before they passed out would be -- Sarah Palin. Because we all know married men think of everything but their wives while banging them.

Even better would be Bristol Palin panties and for the gay-sexual crowd Levi Johnston panties and cock rings. Come on Republicans don't drop the ball on this one -- its a no brainer.

Now that I think about it, republican married woman are probably a bunch of cold fish anyway, this will never work.

More fun Palin merchandise after the jump.  read more »

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