Verne Troyer

Lets cut right through the crap, the UK Celebrity Big Brother invented this "challenge" for their "celebrity house guest" just to get poor Verne Troyer to dress up like a bear. If you thought him peeing on the floor, and his sex tape were as low as he could go... Think again. These pictures are suicide inducing, and I wouldn't be surprised if the next story I was writing about Troyer involved; six aspirin and an airplane size bottle of vodka. Seriously it doesn't take much more than that to kill someone who weighs 10lbs.

Michelle Heaton and Verne tried to claim that they objected to the challenge (where they were also forced to eat a bowl of honey) because of their health, but we all know that they just wanted to try and save the last sliver of dignity they had left.

Coolio and Tommy Sheridan where also not spared being forced to dress as toy cars and go through a car wash. All I want to know is when this airs in the US, because this puts Tool Academy to shame!  read more »

News of the World interviewed Playboy model Genevieve Gallen who revealed more than you ever want to know about having sex with Verne Troyer.

Yoga

“We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne."

Stamina

“We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm."

Sick and Twisted Midget Games

“I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl. I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl."

If you haven't already puked up your lunch and want more you can read the entire interview here. There is a hell of a lot more but I tapped out as soon as she mentioned the "the toilet that was no bigger than a child’s potty.”  read more »

I saw this picture of Verne Troyer carting some new chick around a few days ago, I got sick, forgot about it and now I do not remember the details -- except how amazing it is that Mini-Me keeps geting laid. I guess it is true; if you are rich you get all the bitches. She is a large gal, or just looks large sitting next to Mini-Me. Fat chicks should avoid dating midgets it obviously makes you look bad.

Meanwhile Mini-Me is suing his ex-girlfriend over his sex tape. The Associated Press reports that Troyer is suing Ranae Shrider for $20 million. He claims that the horse-faced, aspiring actress was so desperate for attention, she was the one who released snippets of their sex tape.

"The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after Troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and Shrider having sex. The new suit, filed Thursday in U.S. District Court, is an outgrowth of that original claim. In late June, celebrity gossip site TMZ revealed that the tape existed and was being marketed. The site later disclosed in court documents that Shrider granted it permission to air portions of the tape."

Troyer is still trying to get the distribution of the tape stopped and all copies destroyed.  read more »