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I have to admit I was one of the people in the past who agreed that Britney Spears could possibly be the next Madonna, but in my defense... It was right after Toxic and around that time it didn't look like there was any chance that we would ever get a self made genius like Madonna again. White people were stuck with Disney created car wrecks and Britney seemed to be poised to take over the world at that moment. I'm now ashamed that I was willing to give Madge's crown away to the first crack head impersonator that came along and would like to publicly apologize to her. It is also why I'm reluctant to jump on the Lady Gaga bandwagon.

Don't get me wrong! I'm a huge Gaga fan and don't think she is a fad, but I'm just going to wait until Madonna is dead to see if Gaga is still around... If she is, then I will officially agree that the torch should be passed. Until then I'm not making any comparisons and all I can hope for is that they team up for a song before I die.

I just needed to get that off my chest. Here is Beyonce and Gaga's new video for Video Phone. The song is king of corny but this is one Gaga team-up we can check off our checklist. If she ever does a duet with Cyndi Lauper my head will explode!

P.S. I still love Britney she just ain't no Madonna!

They will let anyone write a book these days. The gay bashing, ex-beauty queen Carrie Prejean went on the Larry King Show to pimp her new autobiography Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks.

Prejean was "persecuted" by the Blogsphere for taking topless pictures, making a masturbation tape, and stating that she did not believe homosexuals should have the right to get married.

When Larry King asked her about her settlement agreement with the Miss California USA pageant, Prejean told him he was being "inappropriate" and refused to take questions from callers on the show.

TMZ recently reported that Prejean tried to get her solo sex tape squashed by asking her ex-boyfriend to lie and say she was 17-years-old at the time she made it. The unidentified ex claims she was 20 at the time.

Watch the video below to see Prejean fail miserably at trying to storm off of the Larry King Show. The whole thing is really awkward.

Here is Britney Spears' new music video for her song 3. It starts off with two perfume commercials, features her dancing around and then ends with a commercial for her Singles Collection -- which I'm not going to buy because my Itunes is already gay enough. However, I do plan to download the new single once I get my bank account up from its negative balance.

The video, shot by director Diane Martel earlier this month, was released today (October 30) on Britney's official website.  read more »

Richard Heene's neighbor isn't happy about all the news crews in his neighborhood because of the whole Balloon Boy hoax. In the video below he shows his displeasure buy beating some guy in the head. The best part of the entire scene is when he keeps yelling, "From behind? You attacked me from behind?" I can already hear the YouTube remix in my head.

Thanks to the always great and informative Ecyclopedia Dramatica for tipping me off about A Coconut Up Your Butt -- Art in its purest form.

I swear just because a woman takes her top off and prances around a stage doesn't give you a license to make fun of her. Some women want to be attention whores, but only good attention whores. Got it? Well if you don't get it, Aubrey O’Day made a video explaining it all!

The basic story goes... O'Day has been appearing in Holly Madion's Peepshow Las Vegas, a show dedicated to pushing women's rights forward while celebrating feminism. Just kidding! A show with chicks taking their tops off. It is called "Peepshow" for poop sake!

Wellz... Someone snapped some "illegal" pictures of the show and when they hit the Interwebs, Bloggers like Perez Hilton made fun of O'Day saying she looked like shit when she wasn't hiding behind Photoshop. Aubrey flipped out, had her lawyers get the pictures removed, then made a video in her bra. A totally normal reaction to a situation like this.

Watch the video below and tell me this dumbass doesn't watch too much Tyra Banks!

What took so long? Here is a video of Michael Jackson getting out of the L.A. Coroner's van, and here is what the person who released the video had to say:

"This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive."

I wonder if this will be part of his doctor's defense during his homicide trial!

We will keep you updated on all future MJ sightings! I should check the Weekly World News! I bet they have a ton.

I tried to watch the Brad Pitt/ Ann Curry interview but I couldn't make it through all the Hurricane Katrina crap. Kattrina is so outdated! Why are they still talking about it?

This is the kind of crap my mom used to put on the TV and say, "Oh here is Brad Pitt. You like him," because one time she saw me watching a Brad Pitt movie. Then I would get stuck watching 15 minutes of some celebrity talking about how they're going to save the world, while I would have rather been watching A Current Affair.

Anywhoo, if you jump to around the 4 minute mark, Curry brings up some sappy Pitt quote about love from Parade Magazine. Pitt claims he stands by his quote, but adds something about someday love not being there, and “The greater the love, the greater the loss." I wonder who or what he is talking about... Hmmmmm!

If I were you I would skip the Pitt interview and watch this one instead, because that is some true love right there!

I don't know why but I find Madonna's Michael Jackson tribute kind of creepy. A MJ impersonator dancing on stage while Madonna and a bunch of dancers jump around clapping? Why didn't she just perform one of his songs? And isn't it kind of strange to be pretending to be a dead guy who hasn't even been buried yet? It's like me showing up to a family member's funeral and doing bad impersonations of them...Oh wait I have done that. Drunk!

Anyway... Creepy or not I'm sure Madge's heart was in the right place.

Warning! The video below is really crappy, and will probably be removed by YouTube. After the tribute is over Madonna says, "Let's give it up for one of the greatest artists the world has ever known," and then breaks into Holiday.

UPDATED W/ Better video!

UPDATE: Tacky! That is the word I was looking for... Thanks to the person in the comments for pointing it out. "Tacky" makes more sense than "creepy."