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Are "mentally challenged" people really offended by the word "retard?" Or does it just upset uptight people with nothing better to do? Jennifer Aniston is in hot water for saying, "Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!" (2:00 minute mark) on Live with Regis & Kelly.

The CEO of The Arc (a nonprofit advocate for retards) issued this statement to UsWeekly:

"Frankly, someone in her position ought to know better. She is using language that is offensive to a large segment of the population in this country. We estimate that there are probably in excess of 5 million people in the country with intellectual disabilities, and when you think about all of them, their family members and friends, you're talking about tens of millions of people who find the use of that term to be really offensive. Every time folks hear that word, it kind of reminds them of all the discrimination and oppression they've experienced in their lives. Even if it wasn't intended to insult them, that is the effect of it."

I always wonder who appoints these people as the spokesperson for a certain race or people with "intellectual disabilities." Did anyone ask the retards if they want Peter Berns speaking for them? Maybe Aniston has a huge retard following, and they don't mind her using the "R-word."

The whole Joaquin Phoenix "I lost my mind and I'm starting a rap career" schtick got old very quick. So it is hard for me to care about Casey Affleck's mockumentary I'm Still Here, especially after watching the teaser trailer. For those of you who didn't follow the entire gag or need a refresher... Google it, because I already wasted too much time on this fuckery.

I'm Still Here releases on September 10, 2010.  read more »

I pretty much ignore Tila Tequila because she lies a lot. Plus she is only interesting when she is having fake miscarriages or getting beat up by fat white trash in clown makeup.

Tequila suffered cuts and bruises after being pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" this Saturday. Even after I saw the pictures of her injuries on TMZ I still thought the bitch was faking. Seriously why would she show up to a Juggalos concert? She is even more retarded than I originally anticipated.

Here is a description of the attack in Tequila's own words:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the shit out of the port-0-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage."

These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"  read more »

I know reports are coming out that Steven Slater was "rude," but you need to realize entitled people bring down the quality of service. It only takes one asshole to ruin a person's day, and a lot of times that aggravation is passed along from person to person. Just because a faceless corporation promised you the world, doesn't mean you have the right as a consumer to abuse the privilege.

It's really simple; if you treat people and the rules with respect, you will be treated the same way. When investigating situations like the JetBlue incident, you will normally discover that all parties involved were at fault. Slater is just a hero to some because he threw in the towel in a unique way -- something most people wish they had the balls to do.

I dropped out of customer service four-years ago because I hated the public, and I still have to deal with assholes complaining. This guy is pissed because I didn't label a picture to his liking. Imagine being stuck on a flight with him for a few hours!

I personally think it's the person from the photo, who is mad at me because he looks like a character from Deliverance. Not my fault "buddy"! I believe that is caused by inbreeding.

I've been to Buffalo, multiply this picture by a hundred, and you will know what it's like to visit there.  read more »

I have nothing against Justin Bieber, but this is hilarious. While telling fans that he loved them at a concert for a local radio station, a fan beaned Bieber in the head with a water bottle.

I have watched the video many, many times and it looks like whatever was thrown had a note attached to it. Bieber fans are too young to throw bras (I don't think training bras travel as well) and panties, so she was probably trying to give him her MSN info. You can't heave a piece of paper on stage, so she obviously attached it to something heavy. He's just lucky she didn't use a rock.

Bieber handled it well and was not hurt.

Magnets, How Do They Work?

Every time I hear the word "Juggalo" I immediately think of the white trash who gave their child an Insane Clown Posse-themed funeral, not family oriented videos like the one below.

Violent JJ, the 5-year-old son of Insane Clown Posse's Violent J, just released a new song and video entitled, "Bad Bad Bad." While it's no "Miracles" it's worth a look... Okay honestly it's not worth a look, I'm just trying to cash in on the Juggalo's obsession with the Insane Clown Posse, while making fun of them at the same time. The video is just a kid repeating dumb shit over and over, and only fat trash likes the Insane Clown Posse. However, there are a lot of them, and hopefully they will pay this months liquor bill by coming here to bitch at me.  read more »

It's officially legal for grown men to say "Selena Gomez is hot. I would bang her."

Gomez appeared on George Lopez's show, but without her voice. She did the interview with a box that answered questions with a robot voice. Do you think she faked losing her voice so she didn't have to perform live? Or was it just a smart ploy to promote Dynavox?

The world may never know!

You can catch Gomez in Ramona and Beezus in theaters on July 23, 2010. Based on Beverly Cleary's popular children's book series.  read more »

I kind of like the new Disney free Miley Cyrus, although I have been sitting here all morning trying to figure out if her new music video, Can't Be Tamed , is Sesame Street goes Gothic, or just a bad Britney Spears / Lady Gaga impersonation. Good thing her new album isn't out yet, because I have the feeling that after a few Jim Beams tonight it would have somehow found its way on my iTunes.

The video made its debut on E! News last night, and I'm sure some people found it offensive -- the same people who still won't believe that Adam Lambert is gay. Check it out after the jump!  read more »

I have to admit I was one of the people in the past who agreed that Britney Spears could possibly be the next Madonna, but in my defense... It was right after Toxic and around that time it didn't look like there was any chance that we would ever get a self made genius like Madonna again. White people were stuck with Disney created car wrecks and Britney seemed to be poised to take over the world at that moment. I'm now ashamed that I was willing to give Madge's crown away to the first crack head impersonator that came along and would like to publicly apologize to her. It is also why I'm reluctant to jump on the Lady Gaga bandwagon.

Don't get me wrong! I'm a huge Gaga fan and don't think she is a fad, but I'm just going to wait until Madonna is dead to see if Gaga is still around... If she is, then I will officially agree that the torch should be passed. Until then I'm not making any comparisons and all I can hope for is that they team up for a song before I die.

I just needed to get that off my chest. Here is Beyonce and Gaga's new video for Video Phone. The song is king of corny but this is one Gaga team-up we can check off our checklist. If she ever does a duet with Cyndi Lauper my head will explode!

P.S. I still love Britney she just ain't no Madonna!

They will let anyone write a book these days. The gay bashing, ex-beauty queen Carrie Prejean went on the Larry King Show to pimp her new autobiography Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks.

Prejean was "persecuted" by the Blogsphere for taking topless pictures, making a masturbation tape, and stating that she did not believe homosexuals should have the right to get married.

When Larry King asked her about her settlement agreement with the Miss California USA pageant, Prejean told him he was being "inappropriate" and refused to take questions from callers on the show.

TMZ recently reported that Prejean tried to get her solo sex tape squashed by asking her ex-boyfriend to lie and say she was 17-years-old at the time she made it. The unidentified ex claims she was 20 at the time.

Watch the video below to see Prejean fail miserably at trying to storm off of the Larry King Show. The whole thing is really awkward.