Winona Ryder

What did Winona Ryder steal now? $125,000 worth of jewelry or so says some French magazine, however, TMZ has the real scoop.

"Winona was in Madrid Sunday for a Marie Claire event. Marie Claire had given Winona a Bulgari bracelet and a ring to wear, worth $125,000. After Winona left Madrid, the bracelet and ring turned up missing.She also got a dress, shoes and some other stuff to wear to the shindig. "

The magazine says that Ryder claims she left the merchandise at the front desk, but the security camera doesn't show her doing so. What really happened is that she just left the shit in her hotel room, since there was nobody from Maire Claire to pick it up. That is when it went missing.

TMZ's peeps "confirm the bracelet and ring did indeed turn up missing -- the dress and other stuff weren't taken." They also say that Ryder never claimed that she returned the stuff to the front desk, and suggest whomever had a hand in stealing the jewels made that up to cover their own asses.

So it looks like klepto Winona may be innocent of theft, but guilty of fucking up and losing $125,000 worth of jewelry. So far the police have not contacted her, we will let you know if they arrest her ass or not.

Did Winona Ryder pass out on an airplane from taking too many Xantax pills? That is what The Daily Mail is claiming, but It doesn't seem like they are basing their story on any facts. It seems more like they are going on a hunch than anything else. This is what they said:

"Winona Ryder looks distinctly ill at ease as she arrives at Los Angeles airport to board a plane to London.This picture of the actress in a wide-brimmed, cloche-type hat and sunglasses was taken just hours before she fell ill and sparked a mini mid-air emergency yesterday."

"The 37-year-old Girl, Interrupted star was rushed to hospital on arrival at Heathrow and an accidental overdose of tranquillisers was today believed to be the reason."

Normally the UK rags cite some mysterious source, but this time they didn't even do that. The Mail is saying Ryder is known to hate flying, and since her rep announced that she was O.K., but never revealed what her "mysterious illness" was, they expect it may be drugs.  read more »

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